random game tips

callofduty4 tips:
1. before you through a grenade, cook it for 5 seconds and it will be as strong as a c4, seriously, try it especially when friendly fire is on and you're in a big group of teammates =)

2. if you see a little box with two red lasers, run into it, and you can instantly get 2 kills.

3. NEVER shoot a guy with his name written in red above his head, she/he is just a spy and is on your team.

4. stand in the middle of the battlefield, you won't be seen.

5. strongest guns: uzi and usp handgun - one shot kill guarantee.

6.the c4 has a homing device so throw it on the floor, press right-click, and watch it chase after your enemy.

7. when you shoot a fully-automatic rifle, just keep shooting and don't stop until your ammo runs out.

8. when sniping, do not hold your breath because it makes the sniper waaaaay more accurate.

9. never crouch or go prone, always stick your head where we all can see because you are beautiful.

10. always use martyrdom or last stand perk along with a grenade launcher and an rpg - everyone will love you.

left4dead tips:
1. NEVER stick with your teammates, always fly solo - it's easier

2. when you see a witch, wave your flashlight at it, this will cause her to fly you to the end of the mission (and win the game)

3. always waste your bullets.

4. always shoot your teammates.

5. never heal your teammates.

6. never take first aid kits or pills.

7. always go as close to the boomer as you can, give it a hug and it'll leave you alone.

8. a boomer's vomit gives you a health-boost.

grandtheftautoIV tips:
1. don't buy armour, it makes you run slower - especially when on a rampage.

2. when your car is on fire, stay inside and don't move, everything will be fine.

3. always use an rpg on the floor, it gives you the power to flyyyyyyy.

4. shoot the policeman.

5. if you jump off a helicopter, i'll give you a cookie.

6. use a motorcycle without a helmet, and ram it into a wall at full speed - it makes you invincible.

7. when being shot at, remember to stand still.
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that's it, do try them out - you'll be the best gamer ever...happy playing =)