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Friday, 17 July 2009

taylor swift rocks

hahahahaha antam saja the title eh. got nothing to do with TAY-SWIZZLE. anyways. imma make a few changes to dis dumb blog of boredom. no more picture of the week cos i never change it. and even if i did, it would be gambar chika, maybe i should have a chika of the week...ooooooooooooh but i dont know that much.

ada jessica alba, maggie q, megan fox, eliza dushku, jessica biel, blake lively, camilla belle, emma watson, natalie portman, that chika from fast and furious who likes vin diesel, nicole sher- or scher- zinger burger mmmmmmmm, the crasee one, the one witha big goobies the one who is actually a dude, and that hairy one. [those written in bold are probably pronstars] hohoho kiddin, dont watch pron cos it's got dudes in them. and worms!

see? not much chikas. lemme change that pic of the week into a "would you rather..." question and answer it please. none of you guys answered the one boob or half a brain one.. D=
eh and what else should i change (other than my gender cos i'll do that when i get enough money) HAHAHAHA that bracket thingy reminds me of org jadi chikas. like when you open their pants instead of a you know what you see a small worm o....o and you RUN LIKE HELL!!! unless you're into those kinda things. small worms.

ohh ohh look at my first song on the mixpod. woo woo woo. STOLEN still the awesomous song since i was 0.137 years-old. and now there's gonna an oldskool song by Blue. HAHAHAHA

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p-pp--p-p-p-p-p-pppp-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pooker face

you see what happens? when you dont get enough summer air: facebook poker.n it's quite fun especially when zwan is on the table, he funny guy..tryna pickup chikas on the table but unfortunately stumbles across A LOT of typos and wrong names followed by bad english. he types "[some chika's name], are a model?" o.o forgot the "you" hahahahahaha..for other chikas he gets the wrong names - jenna jadi jennY haha and some of his questions are quite threatening..."where do you live?" (hohoho so i can gobo-gobo yo ass.) hohoho. and most of the time, the chikas leave the table straight away. haha..there was this one that looked like megan fox n she left cos zwano was all "you hot" like 3 times. funny funny. play poker just to hit on chikas. hahaha buuuuuuuut i got 160k ish lost most of it by buying virtual chocolate milks, cuban cigars and dancing chickens...yes..it does in fact dance.. kinda like me during prom HARHARHARHAR.

wow im back to playing sims again.
the game is OK LAH
oh yea my laptop broke. in half. cos i cut it.with a kknife. a sharp one. so sharp. like my weelie o.o that's gna freak the girls out FO SHOEWR for shower. hahaha someone mistakened the lyrics of secondhand serenade's your call pnya "early summer" for "dirty showers" hohoho but it does kinda make sense. kinkly. kinkly. strange word. kinkily? or kinkilly? eh screw it, it's summer i can spell any word anyway i desire. huhu.
man this is a long post. i should include more paragraphs cos i'm getting a headache readin all these words haha.


and whatda heck is a ska?

Monday, 13 July 2009

11.36 malam and i am pooped

i was literally pooped this afternoon after playing futsal til my butt turned against me and became my own worst enemy.. it hurt real bad while i was in rappo's car. hahaha turned on the emergency lights to go home, then when i got home, my butt stopped being a b*tch. that is -___________-

anyways, i'm really ngaleh right now. wanna puke real baaaaaaad. but i don't want to. cos i like to eat cows. o.O didn't even make any sense. i just got on this laptop straight away after playing netball? hahaha kidding.or am i...?

like an hour ago.. me pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooped. now i am downloading maple story... i have no idea why o.o (cos he wants to fit in with everyone else - what a loser).
im bored. again
AGAIN.
was spamming facebook but then it got ugly...hehehe someone got mental hehe sampai pleading to "F off". i say to you to sabar saja. it's just 10 extra emails for yo lil inbocks. yeap. easy to delete. check a few boxes n press tha delete button..no need to be so marah. chillax cos it's summer not a bummer. <- IT RHYMED. so ppl gettin spammed. jangan marah. sabar and makan nasi sahaja. eat rice.you might still be pissed but i still love you harharhar (not in that way) byee best friend A.Y. n saya mintak maa-af for smap and playing too much 3sp and and not going lineon.

im sleepy.
peace.
roll and rock
hop hip
what's ska?
i've known that word for a long time but i've never known what it is. huhu
tell me.
do you like penis?

Sunday, 12 July 2009

04.38 in the morning and i am bored

dang it's almost pagi and im not even asleep. don't feel like it. don't you guys think that it's a boring summer? all of this INFLUENZA AY HAICHE SATU EN SATU crap. stupid piggies. i can't go jalan at all so it sucks and guess what, i am BORED. finished my ps3 games and i am now currently downloading random stuff on the ps3 (it's not pron or is it...) and to all you pron watchers: pron is bad. and that is all. man i'm bored. and i wanna sleep but im downloading non-pron stuff. btw pron is pawrn in case you guys didn't know, pron is just the HD version ^_^

what now?
woah shites. i was playing the song stolen =D on my oldskool geetar and i found a dead bug in it. whoa whoa whoa

need to take better care of it. and it sounds better than my epiphone guitar o.O kinda strange because my old guitar that im playing with right now is a TGM... with badass strings HOHO

Thursday, 2 July 2009

we got a situation

haiya... how many cases of H1N1 in Brunei now? 93!! scary for me already. all you readers stay home n stop using excuses like "nada apa2 tu" cos if you say that i will punch you in the throat or even better; ill go PROTOTYPE yo ass!!!! (for ppl who dont know, prototype is a game where you play as some guy with crasee powers who is as strong as THE HULK...bad.ass.)

maan, dis sucks ah. i should've punched the piggies in the throat harharhar. i should've prototyped their asses. but SIGH SAI SAI SAI SAI SAI. sorry im bored

now to the good nyooz

i GOT A PS3 N IT'S WHITE!!! then i went to buy prototype but then it dont work so i got RED FACTION GUERRILLA n i recommend all you ppl who got ps3s n go all mental all the time to GET THIS GAME ASAP. cos you can literally blow the shiz out of ALL of the buildings n hammer your enemies till they turn into wasabi. cool cool.

apalagi ada ah, umm played futsal this morning
panas brabis
hot like jessica alba (not megan fox)
and i only got 3 n a bit hours of sleeeeep so need to sleeep early so i can recover from my damam
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me bored =D

bah, this post is now finished
cya
oh yah
ANSWER THIS n put your answer in the cbox

for dudes: would you rather have a chika with one boob? or half a brain? (n for all you booby lovers, the size is watever you want it to be hahahaha)

for chikas: would you rather have a dude with one boob? or half a brain? (n the one boom means like, one nipple in the centre mcm teletubbies..if ya kno wat i mean)